> R.I.P.
CACTUS KANASAI AKA OUR CLASS CACTUS(C) HAS BEEN BRUTALLY MURDERED. NO TRACES OF HIS BODY HAVE BEEN FOUND, SAVE A PUNY STUMP. A
STUMP. HOW CRUEL FATE HAS BEEN TO OUR LOYAL CLASS CACTUS(C), WHO LIVED BUT A SHORT WEEK OR SO BESIDE OUR CLASS BENCH. HE ENDURED THE DIRT KICKED UPON HIM, AND ATTEMPTS TO STEP HIM INTO THE GROUND, NEVER ONCE UTTERING A WORD OF RESENTMENT OR COMPLAINT. INDEED, HIS SORRY DEMISE IS ONE WORTHY OF ALL OUR PITY.
MY PROMISE TO GIVE HIM A PROPER BURIAL SHOULD HE *AHEM*
HAPPEN TO DIE CANNOT BE FULFILLED NOW THAT HIS COMPLETE BODY CANNOT BE RETRIEVED. THUS, LET US OBSERVE A MINUTE OF SILENCE FOR OUR BELOVED CACTUS KANASAI, WHOSE LIFE WAS BRIEF BUT SHALL FOREVER REMAIN IN OUR MEMORIES.
*SILENCE*
and i
heard it if you laughed over Cactus Kanasai's death *is all-knowing*.. that shall be on your conscience forever!!!!!
and er. if you happened to kick Cactus Kanasai to death by
accident, please return his body asap.. ok wait, i don't think anyone would carry a decapitated cactus around right.. *sad*
PS. i'm
so glad i took a pic of Cactus Kanasai on my handphone now.. he's on my wallpaper, so ask me if you want to have a last look at him :'(
-* chelly
