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Monday, February 27, 2006

> ^sweet 18 ~**

i received the class bday card u guys wrote for mi today! just wanna thank everyone who wrote in it, namely: jiahui, ade, chelly, shiru baby, hamster ritz, flirtatious/unfaithful emperor kq, shimin, xuanyi, jielong, chenlu, ronald, huixuan baby, sexy stick jiayin, orange black J_Ong, schappi nigel, intellectual sean, n jocelin!! thanks so much for your funny yet sweet msges that put a smile on my face (: hehe. i'll really treasure it!! and just wanna thank the welfare com for buying me the pretty Billabong slippers! which was wad i needed. haha.. welfare com, i think u guys are really gr8!! if i continued to be welfare rep which i was b4 joining council, i think i wudn't be as gr8 as u guys. n thanks hx, for buying the card!! thanks also to jy, hx, pam, kq n shimin who bought mi the versatile black stylish blouse! shuli for the pretty cross from precious moments, chenlu for the handmade earrings, J_Ong for the pics (:

n also for the cake on JTS night. btw, ritz, thanks or your cutesy paw prints all over my card. i'm sure u were really meticulous with ur hands to have printed it so well on the card. haha! =p

love, tiffany

05S71 < 8:29 PM

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

> sth random

Haha. Another caption contest ppl? =)

05S71 < 10:35 PM

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

> *pats* chelly

oh poor thing, i pity you chelly!!!! but, your entry is SUPER funny!!!!! hahaha i burst out laughing super loudly when i read it lah!!!!! when i see you tomorrow, i shall continue laughing! HAHAHA and in case ur wondering why im blogging instead of tagging, it's cos the stupid tagboard doesn't work!!!!! *toot toot toot toot toot* %%*&^$!!!!! yeah, so i shall blog lah. good chelly, indeed you live up to your name of being my first! hahaha since ur crazier than me. (:

oh and please donate blood, especially the guys. when i made the announcement, could see you all were SO scared. tsk tsk, last year, i remember only junkai, huaming and i went lor. since this year they are not in our class, i bet only the girls will go. be more compassionate lah, u got so much blood, donate a bit won't die u see! and yay, im donating blood, but poor shiru cannot donate cos she is below 45 kg! (:

rizzy and huixuan, don't try to take over my empire! tsk tsk...

kai-qian

05S71 < 11:48 PM

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> sad life

hello. this is chelly. i have a sad life. please listen to my sad story and you will agree that my life is very sad.

i have a safe deposit box in my room. it is very safe and is stuck to the wall so burglars cannot carry it away. it also happens to be hidden in my sister's cupboard, so that burglars will be deterred by her smelly clothes. also, if some terrorist decides to blast my safe deposit box out of the wall, the big hole will be in her cupboard and not mine. so you see, i do my research and planning very well. anyway, this safe deposit box has a key and i used to hide it in a pair of track pants in my cupboard. in this way, burglars would have to rummage through my cupboard, and be overcome by the nice smell-ness of it, before braving the smelliness of my sister's cupboard. this'd make the smelliness of my sister's cupboard all the more overwhelming. defeating crooks is all about playing games with the mind.

ANYWAY. the key stayed in its great hiding place until my korea trip last year, where i had to bring my track pants to. so i took the key out and changed its hiding place. being the meticulous planner i am, i carefully considered all the possible places to hide the key [eg. in a toiletroll, in my toothbursh cup, in socks, etcetc] and whether a desperate robber would have the brains to look there. obviously, my brain was too powderful at that moment in time, because i hid my key too well and can't find it now.

i'm like, WOW. GREAT JOB, CHELLY. YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SWALLOWED THE KEY, SINCE IT'D AT LEAST COME OUT IN THE TOILETBOWL.

..well, that'd be true unless the key got stuck in my gut. then that'd be an entirely different story. i can imagine the doctor scrutinising an x-ray with a mysterious key-shaped object lodged in my intestines --> doc: what's that? me: erm.. a key? doc: man, was it a freak accident?! *concerned* me: no, i was trying to hide the key from burglars..

my friend suggested blowing the damn thing up to open it.. but then i'd end up with a hole in my wall. and my money would burn up. wouldn't it be better still if my house burnt down too, and amidst the smouldering rubble i catch sight of my safety deposit box still intact and LOCKED. omg, the first allele for insanity must have popped up from a situation like that.

ok enough about that. i'm also very sad that adult salespeople and now, even stupid donation-asking people IGNORE students in school uniform. they must either think we're: 1. pennyless/penniless [aha that word makes me laugh =x] 2. cold-hearted dogs 3. invisible. i wish it were the 3rd, but then i wouldn't have been caught for not tying my hair up by F** [man, that looks like a bad word *cough*] if it were. how sad. i was so pissed the other day when i was blatantly ignored by these 2 donation-asking poops in the underpass who hurriedly rushed to ALL the adults walking by. i was deliberately walking slowly somemore! i was tempted to walk back and forth that underpass until they came to ask me for donations too..

i was going to STAND UP for all uniform-wearing students ok! show them that we aren't PENNILESS [aha..] dogs. so there i would be, either: 1. making a great and wonderful point or..

2. getting arrested by the police for harrassment. which would defeat the whole purpose. since it'd prove that students aren't only dogs, but STUPID dogs. how sad.

oh today i was locked out again. out of my house this time. so as i sat there waiting for my maid to come back and open the door [since i don't have keys to my own house .-.] i was looking at the grass in my front garden. it was the strangest thing but I WAS OVERCOME WITH THIS DESIRE TO EAT THE GRASS.

i think it was cos the grass looked so green and thick and long.. doesn't it make you wonder whether it'd taste juicy? so i was kinda sad that i couldn't eat the grass.. like why couldn't we have lots of stomachs like cows so we could eat the grass in our gardens when it got long? apart from the whole cud-chewing thing [re-chewing food coming up from your various stomachs is way un-cool. unless YOU ARE A COW.] it'd be pretty cool to be able to just get down on the ground and start eating grass when you're hungry.. then maybe different grass would taste different.. wow..

now don't you feel sad you can't eat grass too?

[ETA] i forgot to mention that i have climbed over the gate of my house before. worse still, i was climbing OUT of my house in school uniform. oh man, i must have looked as if i was damn desperate to get to school. like hello, school of all places.. how gross is that?! o_O [/edit]

* chelly .

05S71 < 7:08 PM

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Monday, February 06, 2006

> X-Country ... So Exciting =P

hey 71, here's the details.

.Familiarisation Run.

Date : Thursday 9th Feb 2006
Time : 1600h to 1800h
Venue : MacRitchie Reservoir

Transport will not be provided :( So we'll have to make out own way there.

.HCI X-Country 2006.

Date : Wednesday 15th feb 2006
Time : 1430h
Venue : MacRitchie Reservoir

I'm supposed to tell u guys to not bring too much baggage and valuables. so yar.

.Race Officials.
Priscilla
Chenlu

.Competitive Runners.

Girls :
Kai-qian (capt)
Mingtse
Xuanyi
Jiayin

Guys :
Kian Wei (capt)
Ronald
Ritzley

Pls collect your number tags from me before the race.

05S71 < 7:38 PM

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