> Caption Contest! 2

Everyone's favourite non-Chinese!
1st prize - Be JONG's 3rd wife!
2nd prize - Be JONG's 4th wife!
3rd prize - Get to be the pole that JONG shall dance around!
Of course if Tiffany and Xuanyi wins the first two prizes they'll just get the 3rd, since 1st and 2nd prizes are like a demotion for them.
Okay, post away!